Wow, just wow.

Terminator: Salvation looks pretty cool. I am now totally EXCITED to see it as I am a fan of Giant Robots in totally indecipherable jump cuts. Whoops, that's Transformers. It really seems like Christian Bale is giving his all if this recording is any indication. Like next level shit. I really love the "Ah ta da ta da, like this, in the background." (If there would be video it would be awesome to see Bale mincing around like a ballerina), and the, "McG, do you have something to say to this prick?" And the worst director since Michael Bay, McG, is all like, "I didn't see it happen." Which only makes it worse. This may rival Pat O'Brien and his smooth voicemails ("Let's get some coke and a hooker..."). Patrick Bateman would be fucking terrified. This is like the time in football practice when I fumbled for like the eigth time in a row, and then laughed.
One last thing, since when is the NFL trying to be as legitimate as the NBA with regards to obvious officiating? I thought it was the "clean" one. Fuck, there was more objectivity over Gaza than what I saw last night. Maybe on the last play of the world's biggest game one should, I don't know, review whether or not there was a Goddamned fumble? Getting the ball on the 30 with 15 seconds left and the best wide receiver I have ever seen may have made it interesting, but no, let the Steelers run the clock out. Nothing to see here, move along folks.

Northeast Wisconsin is just like Madison.

This is really not supposed to be the Racist! Alert! Blog! But really? Marc Monfort, 18, hung three plywood mannequins outfitted as scarecrows from a tree outside the home where he lives with his mother. The figures have black faces and are hanging from the branches by their necks with rope. A Confederate flag flies in the yard. This occurred in Oconto Falls, which is just across the bay of Green Bay. The city attorney wanted to file disorderly conduct charges. Our hero took them down and put white faces on them. Also removed the flag. The comments in this article are just priceless: "Southern Pride!" and the usual strawman arguments. Again, I know what Southern Pride means, and it is what it is. I should not be but am pleasantly surprised at the reaction in the local media here. I feel conflicted, freedom of speech, but it is offensive, to me.

Thank you, Minneapolis.

No one told me Puffy got arrested for crack possession. I am shocked. He seemed so, wholesome and homery. Wow.

Ol' Jack always says . . . what the hell.

Alright, so there seems to be a little controversy regarding Brett Favre and the Packers. Like every other time. Do I think that Favre did what is alleged? Probably. Does it make the vindictive, angry side of me happy to see him stick it to the squad that completely fucked him over? Absolutely. My question: Why is everyone retiring to the fainting couch like there is some sort of shock that Favre is still pissed about this? Jebus, he wanted to play for the Vikings, specifically to stick it to the Packers. The biggest rival of the Packers at the moment. And I was excited to have him there, but the Packers made damn sure he was not going there. I wonder why he was not good enough to stay on the team that he made for 16 years, but too good to play for the Vikes? In Packer country here everyone of course is following the Company Line that this is the worst betrayal since Nina Myers was discovered by Teri Bauer trying to escape. That is another thing that bugs me about Packer fans. This unquestioning loyalty to the organization that would rival anybody from Moscow circa. 1932. The way they turned on Favre is just embarrassing. I truly believe the fanbase really doesn't care if the team wins or loses just as long as they can have tailgating, Cheeseheads, and their precious season tickets. If Kamerade Thompson says it, it must be true.(sorry for the mix up between Commie and Nazi allusions). And that just is......frustrating. Get Randy Moss? No way, he can't run anymore. Tony Gonzalez? Too old and not worth a third round pick. The Packers used to do that, take chances on free-agents and make trades for stars. And guess what? We went to Super Bowls, Baby.