Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Can I get Tea Bagged?

For all these wonderful, patriotic Americans who feel it must be their duty to protest their tax decrease, I have a question? Why the fuck were you not out there for the last eight years when government was growing at an exponential rate? Oh wait, I know the answer. They were Republicans, so that makes it A.O.K. As Matt Taibi wrote, rich people who completely fucked us over can never be the problem, like all good peasants they must prove fealty to their masters. No wonder they are represented so well by Rush Limbaugh and Michelle Bachmann, they need to go back to the dangerous rhetoric that results in cops being murdered by the base. It is all they have. Should be a fun few years.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009


I think the above scene is what inspired the crew of that American ship to kick ass on the pirates today. With an eerily similar end result.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Guns don't kill people.....

O.K. I have mainly stayed away, in terms of gun violence. I like guns. I think they are pretty cool, for the most part. But here's the deal, they fucking kill people. So, in the past month, there have been a ton of spree killings. Today, some asshole killed 13 people in cold blood for whatever reason. The right wing would have you believe that if only citizenry would be armed to the teeth, this sort of thing would never happen. Fuck that. Here's the reality. In Oakland, California, some punk motherfucker killed four cops. Including two elite SWAT team members. What is Joe Dumb ass gonna do against something like that? So here is the deal: If two highly trained swat members could get capped by some loser who is afraid to go to jail, what would some scared out of shape civilian be able to do against some jackass who is determined to kill everyone they possibly can? I am not even going to link the statistics of other countries that have like, 20 people killed a year by guns. We all know. We in America have way too much gun violence in this country. There is a reason police forces want to have stricter gun control laws here. Guns kill people, especially easily concealable handguns. Today a bunch of innocent people who just wanted to be goddamned Americans got it. When are we going to wake up? Every country that has restrictions on firearms has a significantly lower rate of death from gun violence. Is the U.S. the home of just tiny dicks? Because honestly, I don't see any other reason for this stupid fetish. I have a relative who is a cop who refuses to keep a gun in the home because he knows that it is just too dangerous. I am sick of being nervous every time I go to school that some tiny dicked asshole is gonna be pissed at having a bad grade in whatever and come after me and mine. Oh yeah, gun dicks, if the government ever decides to go after you, your Desert Eagle is gonna have little effect if a Cobra gunship is at your door. Pussies.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Girugamesh Guy, my new best pal?

This seems to be the new meme. Seeing as I had no idea what a meme was until about a week ago, it is all new to me.