Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Why did I even hope?




Apparently, some people have seen a screening for the movie Watchmen, and have reported pretty good things about the movie. Except for the end. I am not going to give any spoilers away but, FUCKNOZZLES, they ruined it. The whole reason for the story. I should have known this would happen when they gave the movie to the director of that mix up of 24, Red Dawn, gay porn, and Abu Ghraib wankfest movie, 300.

3 comments:

ContrarianJerkwad said...

First of all, anything that is part "Red Dawn" must be part awesome.

Second of all, regarding "300", I was just having a conversation with our friend the fat marathoner about how those zombie themed bar crawls are played out and we decided that a good replacement theme would be the movie "300." Imagine how lamely kickass it would be screaming lines from the trailer at each other over and over again as you got more and more drunk. Also lots of people would get hurt trying to look cool while jumping through the air on the walks between bars.

Jack Burton said...

I think it would be awesome to scream, "Then we will fight in the shade! Wolverines!!" Let's do it.

Jack Burton said...

And isn't that the way it usually is when we all go out?